Want to hear a pun?
Well, I'll PUNch you with one!
Why don't you act like an amoeba and split.
i had some puns about construction but im still workin on em
Have you heard the joke about the paper? Never mind it’s tear-able
I can’t sleep that’s because your dead
I was in social studies class and I was taking an exam and I couldn’t Remember a lot of the information and everyone looked up shocked. A white kid holding a gun said “your about to become history”. I almost forgot that we weren’t supposed to have any lessons that day.
Two flies were playing football in a saucer. One tells the other, “ you’ll need more practice if you want to play in the cup”
Roses are red He shows no remorse
Santa claus Has joined the terrorist force
When a cat gets a sibling do they say Oh shit another mew kid?!?!?!?!
Why is a waiter good at math?..... Because it he knows his TABLES .🤣🤣
a boy asks a zookeeper (why there is a baguette in a cage?)
the zookeeper says " it`s bread in captivity!!!!!!
What's the opposite of Christopher Reeve? Christopher Walken.
Those t.p. jokes are getting shittier by the second.
Earlier that day.. Mars:Okay Venus, you need to stop with the puns Mission on space Mars:Moon?You okay? Moon:... Mars:Moon come on! Stop SPACING out! *Venus and Moon giving her the smirk*
I went shopping and then to the hospital and then to bed and then I promised to only say and once in a sentence
I didn’t know what a class clown was till I went to a class and realized I was a class clown in kindergarten and then I woke up from a nightmare
A homey thing is a a house and a sticky thing is a stick
If people who live in Canada are Canadians I mean if they drink Fanta they’re fantastic
My fish pun aren't on porpoise.
my cat is is red and brown and her bones are crunchy so does that mean she is a kit kat
All real chemists knows that alcohol is always a solution. I did this chemistry joke yesterday, but I didn't get a reaction.
