I heard a neat little trick you can use to have a public pool all to yourself. If you blow a whistle 3 times, everyone will just get out!
Girl, are you a public school? Because I want to shoot my kids inside you.
why did the orphan have to go to public school, he could not be home schooled
What store is the most public?
Publix!
I'm still not sure how I'm not in jail or have been fined for littering. When I was born, I was born in a hospital trash can, therefore making me a literal piece of trash. That being said, any time I'm out in public, I'm a piece of litter.
Why do orphans hate going in public? Because theres kids out with there parents.
If I ever ran for public office. I'd make Rajan a call center employee again.
Chocolate rain Some stay dry and others feel the pain Chocolate rain A baby born will die before the sin Chocolate rain The school books say it can't be here again Chocolate rain The prisons make you wonder where it went Chocolate rain Build a tent and say the world is dry Chocolate rain Zoom the camera out and see the lie Chocolate rain Forecast to be falling yesterday Chocolate rain Only in the past is what they say Chocolate rain Raised your neighborhood insurance rates Chocolate rain Makes us happy 'livin in a gate Chocolate rain Made me cross the street the other day Chocolate rain Made you turn your head the other way Chocolate rain History quickly crashing through your veins Chocolate rain Using you to fall back down again Chocolate rain History quickly crashing through your veins Chocolate rain Using you to fall back down again Chocolate rain Seldom mentioned on the radio Chocolate rain It's the fear your leaders call control Chocolate rain Worse than swearing worse than calling names Chocolate rain Say it publicly and you're insane Chocolate rain No one wants to hear about it now Chocolate rain Wish real hard it goes away somehow Chocolate rain Makes the best of friends begin to fight Chocolate rain But did they know each other in the light? Chocolate rain Every February washed away Chocolate rain Stays behind as colors celebrate Chocolate rain The same crime has a higher price to pay Chocolate rain The judge and jury swear it's not the face Chocolate rain History quickly crashing through your veins Chocolate rain Using you to fall back down again Chocolate rain History quickly crashing through your veins Chocolate rain Using you to fall back down again Chocolate rain Dirty secrets of economy Chocolate rain Turns that body into GDP Chocolate rain The bell curve blames the baby's DNA Chocolate rain But test scores are how much the parents make Chocolate rain Flippin' cars in France the other night Chocolate rain Cleans the sewers out beneath Mumbai Chocolate rain 'Cross the world and back it's all the same Chocolate rain Angels cry and shake their heads in shame Chocolate rain Lifts the ark of paradise in sin Chocolate rain Which part do you think you're livin' in? Chocolate rain More than marchin', more than passing law Chocolate rain Remake how we got to where we are Chocolate rain History quickly crashing through your veins Chocolate rain Using you to fall back down again Chocolate rain History quickly crashing through your veins Chocolate rain Using you to fall back down again
Me and my wife were out at dinner me being 48 and her being 19, people where screaming at us and calling me a creep. It realy ruined our 10th anniversary
Like, if you hate wearing a mask.
Every time I'm out in public, and I see someone without there mask, I always feel like there is something extra special about them. Then I relise, that I can see all there face!
True story by the way
I hate wearing a mask in public
Why did the elephant get kicked out of the public pool?
Because he kept on dropping his trunks!!đ¤Łđ¤Łđ¤Łđ¤Ł
When you donate a kidney, you are a total hero, everyone loves you
When you donate five kidneys though, people start yelling, the police gets called - sheesh
So a guy is taking a piss in a public bathroom. He looks over and sees a short guy with a very large green dick, who looks up at him and says âis there a problem boyoh?â. âIâm sorry, itâs just that thing is huge, and why the hell is it green?!â. The man replyâs âIâm a leprechaunâ. âReally?â says the man. âThatâs right. And Iâll grant you three wishes if you let me stick it in your pooperâ. âAnything I want?! 3 of them?â replyâs the man. âAnything in your wildest dreams boyoh, but you have to let me finishâ. The man bends over, and the leprechaun puts in in, thrusting back and forth he asks for the manâs first wish. âI want a giant yachtâ âAyeâ, says the leprechaun. âItâs pulling into your own private harbor nowâ. âFor my second wish I want a billion dollarsâ the man says, beginning to sweat. âAye, itâs stacked inside the yacht waiting for youâ the leprechaun replyâs. âOkayâ, the man groans in pain. âFor my final wish I want this yacht to be full of beautiful womenâ. âYou betcha boyohâ says the leprechaun. âThe girls are there waiting for you nooWWWâ as he lets out a moan of pleasure. The man exhausted and sore says âthat was rough, but worth it for those wishes. Where do I go?â
The little man with the giant green dick, pulling up his pants, his accent now gone says: âarenât you a little old to be believing in leprechauns?â.
Where is the cheapest gun range? Your local public school
Did you ever received a anonymous blowjob from another male under the handicapped stall inside the public men's restroom at a rest area and did you have a orgasm and was it the best orgasm that you ever had?
What the type of teacher who doesn't fart in public?
A Private Tutor/Tooter
Why did the united nations stop the french government from using the guillotine in public? Because the french government was using the guillotine on new born babies for circumcision.
public speaking is a more popular fear then snakes and you don't see anyone walking in australia and shout look out a podium
I was in a public bathroom in a handicap stall and when I got out a handicap man told me that I was an a**hole and I told him âbet you wonât stand up and say that to my faceâ and hen he broke down.
