My dad posted a picture of his condom challenge fail to his social media - it was a picture of me.
Why did the Royal Wedding get more publicity than the SantaFe school shooting?
'Cause Royal Weddings don't happen every week.
A mother and her 7 year old child are walking in the grocery store. The young boy then screams to a random woman “you're an ugly bitch.”
The mother grabs her son and says, “I’m so sorry, I must have told him a thousand of times to not judge people on how they look."
What do city plumbers and pedophiles have in common?
They both lay pipes in public parks.
What does Sonic say when he doesn't want to get caught fucking in public?
Gotta Go Fast!
My cock was in the book of world records...
The librarian told me to take it out.
