Pronunciation

Pronunciation Jokes

Spell

Spell fuzz.

Okay, F-U-Z-Z, which also, it sounds like "F U Z's."

Swear word

What's the difference between saying "bloody" in America and in the U.K.?

In the U.K., it's a swear word.

In America, it's a family reunion.

Orphan

What's the difference between Johnny Depp and an orphan?

An orphan is more capable of speaking clearly.

Wordplay

How to harass? Say it out loud but slowly. Split that word into, and it sounds like "her ass."

Uranus

I heard that Uranus is pronounced "yuuranus," but it reminded me of urine! 😆

Hawking

Funny how "Hawking" rhymes with "talking" and "walking," and he can't do either.

And the first four letters of his Christian name spell "step," and he also can't do that.

Grape

I had a disability where I kept pronouncing my "g" as an "r", so one day, I said I liked grapes. Of course, I pronounced it "I like rapes." I was kicked out of preschool.

Tongue

I love Stephen Hawking jokes so much because they roll off the tongue so nicely.

Mississippi

My mum once told me, "How do you spell Mississippi?" and I said, "Misisipi." But she said, "No, it goes mi-ss-i-ss-pp-i," and I laughed when she said "pp." Then she said, "Why are you laughing?" I tried saying, "You said pp," but I was laughing too hard.