New Prison Jokes - Page 3 - Worst Jokes Ever

What's up guys! Quandale Dingle here (RUUEHEHEHEHEHEEHE) I have been arrested for multiple crimes (AHHHHHHHHHHHHH) including: Battery on a police officer (WHAT), Grand theft, Declaring war on Italy, and public indecency (RUHEHEHEEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE x2 speed). I will be escaping prison on, MARCH 28TH! After that I will take over the worl

What dos 9 and 36 add up to?

A life in prison.

I have cancer the doctor said I have 3 days to live but I was like fuck it and killed him the jury said I have life in prison I shouted yes he said thank you you saved my life

A woman once false accused me for rape and I was sent to life sentence prison. PLEASE CONSIDER LAUGHING now 😂

I think it was wrong for that school shooter to end his life at the scene. He could have done some good by becoming some lonely lifer's bottom.

Why did Yoda go to jail for rape?

He doesn't get consent he just uses the force.

The kid with a gun walked into my class room and fucking shot the teacher. He pointed the gun at me and asked,

"What's 2+2?" I answer him and he writes the answer down on his test. He did this with every kid. He got a 100%, expelled, and a lifetime in prison. Hey at least he gets free food.

why did the judge dismiss court when the orphan walked in even a gay prison would'nt want him

why can;t orphans ever be criminals he is not wanted

Where did Hitler send kids with ADHD?

Concentration camp.

What is orange and will soon be wearing prison orange? Trump.

What's the difference between my girlfriend and my uncle? my girlfriend didn't go to jail for loving me.

i saw a cuban prisoner i asked why are you running from the cops he said IM FREE AT LAST.

Whats the difference between a emo and a prisoner

The prisoner

What’s the difference between jail and my basement?

Some people are let out of jail

Judge: We shall now sentence you for the murder of your parents. Accused: Please consider a lenient sentence, your honour. Judge: But why? Accused: Because I’m an orphan. 🥱🫤