Commander: "Fire a warning shot" Soldier: "Sir, this is a M32 grenade launcher" Commander: "potato, potato, just fire" Soldier: *fires M32 grenade launcher near a pre-school* Commander: "They're trying to run, TAKE THEM DOWN!"
Why did the pedo cross the road? To get to the pre-school on the other side.
Teacher go abc in pre-school and i say hey teacher omae wa mou shindeiru teacher goes NANI!?!?