Ppl Jokes

why are the ppl that get ur order at restaurants called waiters,they don't wait for the food we wait for the food they should be called note take they take notes for food

if u make jokes abt SH you're not funny and if u do im gonna assume you're some 12 year old who wants to be an edge lord idrc if ppl get pressed

can u guys commet on my nuts jokes (aka willma, bofa, and savor) i just wanna see if ppl dont think its funny

what made ppl mad?

PLANES IN FORTNItE BAATTEEL ROYALLEEEEEE

true to some ppl

I MET A PROSTITUTE WHO SAID
SHE'LL DO ANYTHING FOR $50
GUESS WHO'S GOT HIS FRONT
PORCH REPAINTED.

Rape jokes aren’t funny!!! And definitely not something to joke abt, what’s wrong with ppl, like seriously what a world we live in. This I sick!

this is about gwen

idk her but ppl r just causing to much drama over 1 person who never said on thing to them.

not a meme

at this moment, my bday is coming up. i was planning on ending everything
when my bday comes. nobody will change my mind. ive been waiting for 4 years
to finally end it all. im turning 16. i just wanna say thank you everyone who
stayed with me even if it was just a few weeks or a month or more for other ppl.
i just wanna thank you for everything you guys did for me. i just couldn't just
abandon what ive been waiting for. ive been waiting for 4 years to finally be able
to do it. i waited bc i want to see if i changed my mind. but no,its still the same
thing nothing changed. i want to say goodbye for everyone here bc this might be
the last time ill be online on boredpanda bc i have to get ready for the day to
come. Thank you everyone, i love you guys

NORTH INDIANS: Decent, but overrated af. They are the only thing that comes to many ppl's minds when someone says "Indian" SOUTH INDIANS: Decent, but underrated af. Many ppl dont even know they exist. They are literally asked if they are North Indians WEST AND EAST: Decent but underrated af.

stop with the emojis they kinda just make the joke cringy for example: how many ppl 🤷🤷🤷🤷🤷🤷🤷🤷 does it take to have 🥒🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑???? well it takes at least 1 🤷 and 1 👰 and they make a perfect ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜🤎🖤. see how cringy it is im mean sure its a dumn example but still just at least less emojis

I have two things i wanna say: 1. when ppl swear stop taking it so fucking literally. if someone calls u a bitch, they're not calling u a female dog. if they call u a cunt, they're not calling u a woman's private part, they r calling u either an idiot, scaredy cat/baby or something along those lines. ffs 2. wtf

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ppl who
have one Me who
gf/bf
has 2
Sid
DEN
Open

technically you can call a black guy
the n word and i came up with this
theory and it's called NROENB it's
stands for NO Rasicts Or Equality Not
Both. So my theory is that if black ppl
call each other the n word then
because they want Equality it means
that Whites can call Blacks the n word
Whites can call Whites the n word
Blacks can call Whites the n word
Blacks can call Blacks the n word.
And Asians are somewhere in the
middle
J@pontiaxv2

Beans After Dark
@goodbeanalt
british people be like im bri ish
3:41 PM - Mar 29, 2020 - Twitter for iPhone
ryan
@pavementblood
british ppl wake up in a bathtub full of ice with their
kidneys gone n be like "right. what's all this then?"
quinn
@1JoshGadFan1
British people could watch their
family be murdered and be like
"hmmm i dont quite fancy that"
Caleb
@Axoplox
British people be like "litchrally"

I DO NO UNDERSTAND WHY PPL ARENT SCARED OF SPIDERS. i mean like they have 87447924872320984623879480327678987t388025873289576348097923408370983728 legs and 2386486775957t8590893839420387424763478923748394783294327428748243264278 eyes. i saw a spider in my room. YOU THINK IM GONNA SLEEP IN THERE????????? nope. im moving to japan. KOONICHIWA

Hi guys. I'm going to be out for 3 days. Also quote for the day and advice. Quote. (Made by me) Don't look back at tomorrow just look forward today. there are new thoughts, strength, and ideas.

Advice. Sometimes ppl have opions and those opions are probley what u don't like but don't bring negitvity on them just because of what there saying. If you chose you probley say (I don't understand that statement but it does sound good." This is not a drama site it a joking site.

P.S. No hating in these comments.