Positive attitude jokes

Last year, I got kicked out of the Hospital for telling COVID patients to stay positive!

My dad, unfortunately, passed away when we couldn’t remember his blood type...

His last words to us were, “Be positive!”

I'm upset, but when I saw you, you never let me down.

I got in trouble at school today because I told the teacher at school with COVID to stay positive.

Unlike my syndrome, I keep my chin up. 🙌🏽😁

Yeah, not too bad at all, really.

Think like a proton and stay positive!

Hello everyone, have a great day and be positive!

Quote of the day:

Just one small positive thought in the morning can change your whole day.

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I threw a lamp at an emo kid and told him to lighten the f*ck up.