Positive attitude jokes

I'm upset, but when I saw you, you never let me down.

I got in trouble at school today because I told the teacher at school with COVID to stay positive.

I threw a lamp at an emo kid and told him to lighten the f*ck up.

Last year, I got kicked out of the Hospital for telling COVID patients to stay positive!

My dad, unfortunately, passed away when we couldn’t remember his blood type...

His last words to us were, “Be positive!”

Unlike my syndrome, I keep my chin up. 🙌🏽😁