Porridge jokes
The bears came home. Daddy bear said, "Who's been eating my porridge?" said, "Who's been in my porch?" Baby bear said, "Never mind about the porridge, who knocked the telly?"
You got no lotion to masturbate, then you remember there's some leftover porridge in the fridge. 馃槍馃馃槆
Daveon be eating Quaker Oats.
I make baby mush.
Me: Do you take milk before cereal, or cereal before milk?
The adult person I asked: Cereal?
Me: I take the bowl first! What do you do? Do you just pour everything on the table and then eat it?
The person: Yes.
Me: WHAT?!!!??!!
Beans and toast.
What do you get after a leper has a hot bath? ... Porridge.