Porridge jokes

What do you get after a leper has a hot bath? ... Porridge.

You got no lotion to masturbate, then you remember there's some leftover porridge in the fridge. 😌🤎😇

The bears came home. Daddy bear said, "Who's been eating my porridge?" said, "Who's been in my porch?" Baby bear said, "Never mind about the porridge, who knocked the telly?"

Curry.

My Smoothie Ingredients: - Bananas - Strawberry - The Blood of my ex - Peanut Butter

I ate too many temmie flakes... I guess I got a TEMMIE ACHE!!!!

I'm so excited for Christmas Pudding... Pudding these nuts in your mouth.