You got no lotion to masturbate, then you remember there's some leftover porridge in the fridge. 😌🤎😇
You got no lotion to masturbate, then you remember there's some leftover porridge in the fridge. 😌🤎😇
The bears came home. Daddy bear said, "Who's been eating my porridge?" said, "Who's been in my porch?" Baby bear said, "Never mind about the porridge, who knocked the telly?"
What do you get after a leper has a hot bath? ... Porridge.