Politics

Politics Jokes

Shooting

I recently learned that it's politically incorrect to talk about taking part in a school shooting.

Apparently the term "school photos" is more acceptable.

Letter

Why is the Z the only politically correct letter?

Because all the other letters are not Z's.

Dick

A little known rule: You cannot be circumcised if you are running for political office in the US.

You need to be a complete dick.

Tylenol

Alberta Premier Danielle Smith is in hot water for importing $49 million worth of Tylenol that medical facilities couldn't even use.

I have a few suggestions about what she can do with all that Tylenol.

Trump

I've come to the conclusion that Trump is the fifth Teletubby.

He's fat, orange, and speaks in gibberish all the time.

Lawyer

What does a crooked lawyer who is not on the ACLU payroll have in common with a crooked politician who has an office in Washington, DC?

They both sign their names using a blue pen šŸ–Š šŸ–Š.

Political Correctness

I hate how politically correct the world is these days, you can't even say "black paint."

You have to say, "Leroy, please paint that wall!"

Trump

I don't laugh at Trump.

I was taught to NEVER make fun of the mentally handicapped.

Train

I heard Danielle Smith likes trains.

So I told her to go stand in front of one.

Leak

Everybody is talking about Trump having leaks in his office.

I don't see what the problem is. He should just use a better fitting diaper next time.

Nut

Q. What do Danielle Smith and a squirrel have in common?

A. They both always have a mouth full of nuts.

Difference

Q: What's the difference between Danielle Smith and a flying piece of shit? A: One letter.

Solution

What did the SS say when A.H. was running out of ideas?

"You Wannsee my 'final solution'?"

Nazi

Donald Trump and Fanta both have some things in common.

They are both orange and were conceived from Nazis!

Woman

I’d make fun of transgender women, but that’s low hanging fruit.