Politics Jokes

Anonymous

What is a glory hole at the adult book store used for? campaign contribution to the Republican Party

Anonymous

How do you find out about the accomplishments of the former president of the united states James Earl Carter? read the label on the jar of skippy peanut butter

Anonymous

I saw a beautiful homeless girl and asked if I could take her out on a date. She politely accepted and enjoyed herself. Soon after I asked if I could take her home, she smiled and nodded her head. Her smile disappeared when she saw me running away with her cardboard box.

Snouticus
in Cheese

What did one cheese say to the other cheese?

“Hello, its a nice day, do you have any plans on what your going to do?”… The other cheese was taken back by his politeness and friendliness, they agreed to meet again, and were soon married and lived happily ever after. Let this tale of the two cheeses inspire you to be a better person.

Billary Hinton

Donald Trump is a good president and not a complete moron

Anonymous

hillary for president

AnonymousKendalton

What does Monica and Bill Clinton have in common…They both did not inhale. lol

Anonymous

eeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeee

#NPC #WorthlessLiberals

“When Republicans do Politics, it’s a crime. But when Democrats commit crimes, it’s Politics.” —Tyler Nixon

Anonymous

Jason Kenney has never worried about putting food on the table for his kids. Knuckle babies don’t eat.

Indra Prihatna

There is a young lady… She is beatiful. She got much vote. But she speech very fast. Does she think look smart with do that? She make me feel bad.

Anonymous

Make america hate again

Anonymous

There are sexiest women in politics, They should be in car showroom.

Anonymous

What do you call five black people having sex? A threesome.

RallyCat2004

I was voting for Trump in the 2016 election. It’s been awhile since the last presidential assassination…

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Unknown

Hillary Clinton would make a good president

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Healthcare these days is a bit of an Obamanation.

kangaroo

trump

get it because trump is a joke hahaha i am sooo bad

Moose

Once I went to a museum and over heard someone speaking to an employee for information.

“These are lying clocks, they tell how many lies a person tells.”

“oh cool”

“this is mother Teresa’s clock, the clock hasn’t moved because she never lied.”

“Makes sense”

“This is Abraham Lincoln’s clock. The hands only moved twice indicating he only lied twice.”

“Where’s Trump’s clock”

“Oh, we’re using it as a ceiling fan.”

And then I burst out laughing 'cause it’s so true.

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DanteInferno94d

A thief walks up to a man in a suit and pulls out a gun. The Thief says: “Give me your money.” The man in the suit turns around surprised. He raises his hands and says: “But, wait! You can’t do that, I am a Congressman!” The thief replies: “Oh, sorry. Give me MY money.”

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