Two men walked into a bar, and one man asked for H20, and the other man asked for H20 too.
Only one man came out alive.
Three people explored the jungles, one was from France, one from Britain, and the other from America.
While exploring, they were captured by the tribe living there. The tribesmen told the three, "You three have invaded our territory, so we must kill you and use your bodies to create canoes. However, we aren't that heartless, so we'll let you choose your deaths."
So the French guy asked for a gun, pointed to his head, and said "Viva la France!" and shot himself. The Britain guy requested poison and said, "For the Queen!" and drank the poison. Lastly, the American asked for a spoon. The tribesmen were confused but still gave him the spoon. When the American got the spoon, he started stabbing himself, "Try make a canoe out of this one!"
Abner’s wife was laying on her death bed. She suddenly used all her strength to sit up and say to her husband, “I must tell you something, or my soul will never know peace. I have been unfaithful to you, Abner. In this very house, not one month ago.”
“Hush, dear,” soothed Abner. “I know all about it. Why else have I poisoned you?”
What does Germany and the rest of the world have in common? They both use gases to poison one thing or another.
The reason why Steven H. died was that someone poisoned his chocolate mousse.
Give a man a fish, feed him for a day.
Give a man a poison fish, feed him for a lifetime.
I was trying to poison Santa, but he killed my dad and ate all the cookies! 😤
