Plumbing

Plumbing Jokes

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Life And Times Of A Porn Star By Dixie Normous.

Right Stuff By Dang Lin-Wang.

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The Unwanted Child By Brooke N Rubbers.

Toilet

Why didn’t the toilet cross the road?

Because it got stuck in a crack!

Poop

Why did the poop cross the street? Because it was trying to get in the toilet.

Toilet

Why doesn’t Chuck Norris flush the toilet?

He doesn’t have to, he scares the shit out of the toilet.

Toilet

Q. What's the difference between people and a toilet?

A. Neither does R. Kelly.

Toilet

How did the toilet react when it received a gift?

That was so pot full (thoughtful)!

Toilet

The toilet having an argument with the toilet paper, the owner of the house had diarrhea, who's day was more shittier!?

Poop

What did one poop say to the other poop? What's the matter? You look flushed!

Cow

Your cow is so ugly, it scared the crap out of the toilet!

Clog

Some people decide to start a blog.

Others decide to start a blog.

You know what my sink started?

A clog.

Water

My water was leaking, so I used Flex Tape. Now I don't know where to shower. Thanks, Phil!

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  • Water

    My water was leaking, so I used Flex Tape. Now I don't know where to shower.