How do you punish a blind man?
Leave the plunger in the toilet.
Why did the poop cross the street? Because it was trying to get in the toilet.
How do you make a blind girl smile? Leave the plunger in the toilet.
Q. What's the difference between people and a toilet?
A. Neither does R. Kelly.
The toilet having an argument with the toilet paper, the owner of the house had diarrhea, who's day was more shittier!?
Me: What did one toilet say to the other?
You: What?
Me: You look flushed!
What did one poop say to the other poop? What's the matter? You look flushed!
Your cow is so ugly, it scared the crap out of the toilet!
PERSON: I need to go so bad!
TOILET: Long time no pee!!!
my water was leaking, so i used flex tape. now i don't know where to shower. Thanks Phil
Why take a nap on the toilet?
Because it's a restroom.
What did the plug hole say to the plug? "We are so in sync."
This is a joke about Ms. Ploopatoink, a made-up character who is a pink fluffy pony who loves toilet paper.
Why is Ms. Ploopatoink like a toilet plunger?
They both jump in the toilet!
