Plumbing jokes
What do you say when the toilet is clogged?
Oh shit!
My girlfriend told me the dishwasher was leaking, so I brought home some tampons.
FICTIONAL BOOKS / AUTHORS
Outdoor Entertaining by Patty O.
Over the Mountaintop by Hugo First.
Plumbing for Idiots by Duane Pipes.
Music Theory by Amanda Lynn Player.
Meterology 101 By Wendy Reign and Sonny Daze.
Oh God By Dixie Rect.
Please Don't Stop By Craven Moorehead.
Life And Times Of A Porn Star By Dixie Normous.
Right Stuff By Dang Lin-Wang.
How To Take Care of Your Cat By Connie Lingus.
Right Way 2 Orgasm By Buster Cherry.
The Unwanted Child By Brooke N Rubbers.
Are you electricity? 'Cause I wanna get a bath with you ;)
Why was the toilet angry?
Because everyone was pooping in his mouth :>
Why didn’t the toilet cross the road?
Because it got stuck in a crack!
How do you punish a blind man?
Leave the plunger in the toilet.
Is your tap water running well?
Beta, go catch it!
Why did the poop cross the street? Because it was trying to get in the toilet.
Why doesn’t Chuck Norris flush the toilet?
He doesn’t have to, he scares the shit out of the toilet.
How do you make a blind girl smile? Leave the plunger in the toilet.
Q. What's the difference between people and a toilet?
A. Neither does R. Kelly.
How did the toilet react when it received a gift?
That was so pot full (thoughtful)!
The toilet having an argument with the toilet paper, the owner of the house had diarrhea, who's day was more shittier!?
Me: What did one toilet say to the other?
You: What?
Me: You look flushed!
What did one poop say to the other poop? What's the matter? You look flushed!
Your cow is so ugly, it scared the crap out of the toilet!
PERSON: I need to go so bad!
TOILET: Long time no pee!!!
Some people decide to start a blog.
Others decide to start a blog.
You know what my sink started?
A clog.
My water was leaking, so I used Flex Tape. Now I don't know where to shower. Thanks, Phil!