Plumbing jokes
My water was leaking, so I used Flex Tape. Now I don't know where to shower.
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My water was leaking, so I used Flex Tape. Now I don't know where to shower.
Why take a nap on the toilet?
Because it's a restroom.
What did the plug hole say to the plug? "We are so in sync."
This is a joke about Ms. Ploopatoink, a made-up character who is a pink fluffy pony who loves toilet paper.
Why is Ms. Ploopatoink like a toilet plunger?
They both jump in the toilet!
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How are urinals made?
They get installed.