Plumbing jokes

My water was leaking, so I used Flex Tape. Now I don't know where to shower.

Why take a nap on the toilet?

Because it's a restroom.

What did the plug hole say to the plug? "We are so in sync."

This is a joke about Ms. Ploopatoink, a made-up character who is a pink fluffy pony who loves toilet paper.

Why is Ms. Ploopatoink like a toilet plunger?

They both jump in the toilet!

How are urinals made?

They get installed.