The fact that am high won't stop me from advising u😳😳 Don't plug ur phone while charging it is very dengeros 🤣🛌
Why do men get great ideas in bed?
Cuz they are plugged into a genius!
A computer is like a living organism. Its charger is its life support. If you "pull the plug" you are letting it slowly die.
A make a wish patient wanted to see Black panther IRL so I pulled his plug
What does a blind man crying and an unplugged TV in common?
Nothing can be seen when they get turned on.
What does a plug do when he's horny?
He jacks off!
Yo Father. Don't use the baptism bath. I cleaned my anul plug in there.
What?
The holy water gets all the ass of. Don't mind the white stuff. *clears throat*
are you a toaster? cause i wanna take a bath w you
Scissoring is nice when I grind my wee wee on my wife’s clit. Humping that little guy is like riding a wet butt plug.
:Charger: yo Phone :Phone: yeah Charger can I plug all in u :Phone: ayooo
when you unplug the charger to charge your phone, but you realize it was plugged into your grandpa's life support:
when i shit in the toliet i think that if shit hard anuff I can see my asshole plug.
Butt plug oh butt plug get out of me, butt plug oh butt plug get in my mouth, oh how I wanna taste you, oh butt plug oh butt plug, something is nutty.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Discord.
Discord who?
I need discord to plug in the phone.
When your mum tells you to help your granny And you in plug life support
Do you think Stephen Hawkins could ever plug his Instagram or anything
I was pretty tight friends with my butt plug. But then we had a falling-out.
