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Friend

My mom: If your friend jumped off a bridge, would you?

Me: No.

Attack on Titan music starts playing in my head.

Orphan

Why can't orphans play baseball?

Because they can't find their home base.

Tower

Why can't Americans play chess? Because they lost their 2 towers.

Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale? Because they lost their 2 towers.

Orphan

Why didn't the orphan play video games with his friends?

Because his parents wouldn't let him.

Tag

Me and a wheelchair person were playing tag, and I broke my leg so it can be fair for him.

Soccer

Why don't Indians play soccer?

Because every time they take a corner, they open up a shop.

Uncle

You know, having an uncle is a good thing sometimes! I get a pair of shoes every week. He says it’s my reward for playing the tickle game with him in his damp and dark basement. It hurts sometimes. But hey, new shoes!

Nba

What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?

The NBA because all the black guys are playing.

Stereotype

Why don’t Pakis play football? Because they only hold onto balls attached to prepubescent boys' cocks.

Soccer

Why do people play soccer?

Because people need to kick harder to win a parent.