I got in trouble at school today bc I played the knife game with a pair of scissors but I couldn't flip them off bc I was missing that finger.
A man walks into a pharmacy and buys multiple containers of Tylenol and the clerk asks why he's buying all of these and he replies with "I'm playing 1 pill eat 100."
being a police officer in Nunavut must be so fun. they get to play Cut the rope on the job all the time!
Why does michael jackson like to play ping pong or table tennis? He likes to play with the little balls.
when you don't have a phone to play fruit ninja and improvise
People be like: What happened to fruit ninja? It was on your phone, Me: I upgraded now i can play on my pro max thigh/wrists
While playing in the backyard, Little Johnny kills a honeybee. His father sees him killing the honeybee and angrily says, “No honey for you for one month!” Later that afternoon, Johnny’s dad catches him tearing the wings off a butterfly. “That’s it! No butter for you for one month!” says his dad. Later that evening as Johnny’s mother cooks dinner, a cockroach runs across the kitchen floor. She jumps and stomps on it, and then looks up to find Little Johnny and her husband watching her. Little Johnny looks at his father and says, “Are you going to tell her, Dad, or do you want me to?”
what do you call a toy that has a story? toy story
Why do Priests play Geometry Dash?Cuz they can beat Demons.
my mom: If your friend jumped off a bridge would you me: No Attack on titan music starts playing in my head
Why Orphans cant play Baseball? Cause they cant find thier Homebase.
Why cant a chines kid play baseball
-They ate the bat
why cant orphans play baceball THEY CANT RUN HOME
Why cant orpahans play baseball? They can't run home.
why cant americans play chess? because they lost their 2 towers
Why are americans bad at clash roylae? because they lost thier 2 towers
how do you make a disabled person cry
lets go play tag
