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Why don’t Pakis play football? Because they only hold onto balls attached to prepubescent boys' cocks.
Why don't Pakis play football? Every time they get a corner, they build a shop.
I told the emo girl to stop playing fruit ninja on her wrists.
Why do people play soccer?
Because people need to kick harder to win a parent.
What do dentists play at their practice?
Dental records.
What do you call a kid going fast on a wheelchair?
Hot Wheels.
Dad: Here you go son, all your toys have gone to the orphanage.
Son: Why, Dad?
Dad: You would be bored there if there was not anything to do.
What does a disabled disco play?
"When your legs don’t work like they used to before."
Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't run home.
Playing Russian roulette alone means you're bound to be a winner eventually.
"Would you like to play the rape game?"
"No wtf" she replied.
"That's the spirit!"
Why are emo jokes so infamous?
They cut deep.
Why isn’t the Moon Emo anymore?
Turns out it was just a phase.
How many emos like anagrams?
Some.
What do you call those who remain My Chemical Romance fans?
Emold.
What is the connection between Emos and Darth Vader?
They both dress in all black and none of them has a father.
What do you call flat-chested emo?
A cutting board.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Who cares, let them cry in the dark.
Why did the emo kid leave the food on the table?
It was the Happy Meal.
Anthony went into the bakery and ordered Emo Cake.
“Emo cake?” says the baker. ”What exactly is it?”
Anthony says, “It’s the cake that cuts itself.”
How do you pull an emo from a tree?
Cut the rope.
What’s the similarity between emos and unsalted popcorn?
They’re both white and flavorless.
What do emo birds call their mouths?
Bleaks.
What do you call an obese emo teen?
An edgelord.
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What do you call a gang of emo kids?
Suicide Squad.
How are cats and emos different from one another?
The cat still has 8 other lives.
Why does emo get tattoos of fruits on their arms?
They are playing Fruit Ninja.
What will you call Sonic if he’s an emo?
Sonic the Edgy hog.
Why would the emo swallow a clock?
So he could wake up inside.
Why are Emos still around?
Because the suffering never ends.
What is the best way to get an emo off your balcony?
You encourage them.
What kind of bath bomb does an Emo prefer?
A toaster.
What is the favorite game of an emo?
Hangman.
Why do people wish their lawn grass was emo?
So it could cut itself.
A group of friends started an emo salsa band.
They call themselves HisPanic at the Disco.
What is the difference between pizza and emo pizza?
Emo pizza kind of cuts itself.
I've started playing the triangle for a reggae band. It's pretty casual.
I just stand at the back and ting.
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How does a disabled person play chess?
I think you forgot they don't have legs.
What is a kid's favorite thing to do with their dad?
Play pretend dog in the bed.
Let's play pretend. I'll be Nike and you'll be McDonald's, cuz I'll be doin' it and you'll be lovin' it.
What is the best feeling for an orphan when he plays Grand Theft Auto?
When he is wanted!
In British chess I guess they play without a queen...
But in American chess they play without 2 towers.
Why can't weapons play baseball?
Because they need to get to home base.