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My mom: If your friend jumped off a bridge, would you?
Me: No.
Attack on Titan music starts playing in my head.
POV: You are 7 years old and you find a stick. SWORD.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find their home base.
Why can't a Chinese kid play baseball?
They ate the bat!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't run home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't run home.
Why can't Americans play chess? Because they lost their 2 towers.
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale? Because they lost their 2 towers.
How do you make a disabled person cry?
Let's go play tag!
Why didn't the orphan play video games with his friends?
Because his parents wouldn't let him.
Me and a wheelchair person were playing tag, and I broke my leg so it can be fair for him.
Why don't Indians play soccer?
Because every time they take a corner, they open up a shop.
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
You know, having an uncle is a good thing sometimes! I get a pair of shoes every week. He says it’s my reward for playing the tickle game with him in his damp and dark basement. It hurts sometimes. But hey, new shoes!
What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?
The NBA because all the black guys are playing.
Why don’t Pakis play football? Because they only hold onto balls attached to prepubescent boys' cocks.
Why don't Pakis play football? Every time they get a corner, they build a shop.
I told the emo girl to stop playing fruit ninja on her wrists.
Why do people play soccer?
Because people need to kick harder to win a parent.
What do dentists play at their practice?
Dental records.
What do you call a kid going fast on a wheelchair?
Hot Wheels.