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How does a disabled person play chess?
I think you forgot they don't have legs.
What is a kid's favorite thing to do with their dad?
Play pretend dog in the bed.
Let's play pretend. I'll be Nike and you'll be McDonald's, cuz I'll be doin' it and you'll be lovin' it.
What is the best feeling for an orphan when he plays Grand Theft Auto?
When he is wanted!
In British chess I guess they play without a queen...
But in American chess they play without 2 towers.
Why can't weapons play baseball?
Because they need to get to home base.
Why can't a girl with no legs play soccer? Because she's a girl.
I was playing football with my friends, and I got tackled and got a penalty. Suddenly, the ground started shaking, and Penaldo emerged from the mud. He took the penalty, but since it wasn't Andorra, he missed. Shame on you, Penaldo!
What position would a man with no legs and arms play in baseball?
Home base.
I was playing hangman, and I gave up on the word "LIFE".
A) Why don't orphans play Minecraft Online?
Q) Because Technoblade will get their I.P. address and cum to their houses!
When Michael Jackson died, people melted him down into Lego pieces so that little kids could play with him instead.
What's in common with Michael Jackson and a phone?
Kids play with both of them.
What is 8 divided by 2?
Answer: 3 (you cut 8 in half).
Have you played the game Imagine Dragons? Imagine draggin' deez nuts!
One time, the quiet kid hacked the speakers in a school. Next thing you know, "Pumped Up Kicks" by Foster The People starts playing.
"Hey, don’t take my toy! What are you going to tell your parents?"
I saw a little boy playing alone in the street. I told him that was a bad idea, then asked for his parents.
God, orphanages are fun to work at!!
Why can't America play chess?
There are missing two towers.