Q: Why do orphans love playing tennis?
A: Because the ball comes back.
Today I found out that my cat got hit by a car accident. Well, I guess I'm gonna play ninja fruits on my hands again. It's not like anyone will notice.
My boyfriend and i were playing baseball last night with some of our friends. Halfway through the game we took a break and he asked me to hold his balls for him whilst he went to the toilet. All our friends were shocked when i went into the boys bathroom with him.
i went to the store because i ha to go to school to run up downstairs because my phone started calling me because i was playing mario kart on my kitchen sink's baby grandma lik if yu creyre everitime
You know how there were like... two towers. I had so much fun playing Jenga in those planes! I WON!!!!!
There was once a young sister who never got anything good for her birthday, and she was sick of it. So one day the girl asked for a puppy, and the parents said yes. When she got the puppy, he was nice. But the puppy needed food every two minutes. The parents eventually the parents got sick of it and came up with a plan. Two weeks passed and the younger and less fat sister asked where her other sister was as she wanted to play barbies. “And also, why haven’t you been feeding the dog? He needs food you know.” The parents only answered with “oh! Yes, you can have a room all to yourself now. And about the puppy..he won’t need feeding for years.”
What's the difference between a orphan and a toy One is played with
My friend playing truth or dare asked me: "Dare".
My friends: "I dare you to go home."
Why do Indians like basketball
Because Stef curry plays it
why cant orphans play video games cause they dont have a home screen
People always ask what the secret of our family's happiness is. It is simple really.
1. Television and computer games are limited to a couple of hours each week.
2. We all give each other a hand when needed.
Last but not least, we play Twister.
If you play the movie "Jaws" in reverse, it's a heartwarming story about a shark who gives arms and legs to disabled people.
Papyrus was playing with the human, but then Papyrus fell and he broke the cell bone of the human.
Why didn’t the orphan play baseball?
Because I took the bat and swung it at their kneecaps, and now they can’t run. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
The day I saw people asking lebron James whether he liked to play basketball, my thoughts be like : wait so Lebron James is gay cuz he likes to play with them balls.
What do you call an emo kid playing with fire?
Forgot to clean little piece of dust.
What game can an emo play on their wrists without an ink pen?
Tic-tac-toe.
Fortnite is so bad that when you try to play trash is always in your way. LOL
Why does Michael Jackson have such a hard time playing chess?
He can't choose between black or white.
How have you been recently Oh just playing some rhydon What’s rhydon Rhydon Deez nutz
