One morning peppy and George came downstairs for Breckfast but they got a plate of juicy bacon there dad had recently gone missing so they ate it quite sadly the next morning they went to school and asked their teacher what is bacon made out of the teacher replied “pigs why?”peppa and George looked horrified
UR SO POOR YOU WASH PAPER PLATES
Your at a buffet, you think your hungry for two, but misfortune happens when you think of your self, you get stuck looking at sides in the buffet, a roly poly gal you see in corner of your eye, eyeballing the main dishes in front at the end, you go in for the pickings, you get intercepted by a far more hungrier matter, but you find yourself getting slamed over the buffet table, and realize you are gasping for air, and she's is tenderizing you for dinner.
My mother wanted to test my responsibility and wanted me to cook dinner for the family to help mean understand how it feels to constantly cook for a whole family. So me with my horrible humor decided to make a giant joke for when dinner time came around and so I just got four plates and set them in front of my family and I then said, "Here you are a fine African meal." then everybody looked at me in disappointment and then I continued to say, "what poor taste?"
yo mama is so fat that she brought a spoon to the Superbowl and and plate and ketchup to the redzone
Why are obese jokes so offensive? Because fat people have enough on their plate
yo so poor that your wash your paper plates and cutlerly in a kids dishwasher
why couldint a orphan play baseball
he couldint find home plate
I would make a joke about fat people, but they already have enough on their plate.
Jim was caught beating a man up. Brooklyn took a picture of his license plate with her phone and told him your life is ruined. So Jim took a picture of her and the next thing you know he said is NOW MY PHONE IS RUINED.
your mom: your plate is full that's euongh food on your plate .me: my plate is not full i still see the white of the plate.
"I only eat food on the right of my plate" are you good at eating? "I'm alright at eating"
Did you know the giraffe’s hooves are the size of dinner plates? Too bad they would have nothing to put on them!
Why do can’t orphans play baseball??
Bc they can’t find there why to the home plate
Yo mamma so fat they had to give her a license plate.
Why cant a orphan play baseball? Because they cant find home plate.
What do you call it when tectonic plates start racing? ---- Continental Drift
Why are orphans lucky because when they drive they don’t need a license plate because they don’t have a home
wats the sound that dwarfs make when they have sex
broken plates
What di the plate say to the other plate
