Throw a plate.. It’s broken right?.. Say “sorry” to it.. Did it fix back?.. No..that’s the Same thing you did to me:)
Why do orphans make terrible baseball players?
They don't know where home plate is.
your mom: your plate is full that's euongh food on your plate .me: my plate is not full i still see the white of the plate.
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"I only eat food on the right of my plate" are you good at eating? "I'm alright at eating"
Why couldn't the orphan play baseball He didn't no where home was
Jim was caught beating a man up. Brooklyn took a picture of his license plate with her phone and told him your life is ruined. So Jim took a picture of her and the next thing you know he said is NOW MY PHONE IS RUINED.
What plate goes to Bikini bottom Malaysia flight 370
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What did one plate say to the other plate? Dinner's on me.
Kids, next time you have school dinners, make sure you have something you actually like so you don't have to shove all your food over to one side of the plate to make it look like you've eaten more than you actually have.
three guys walk into a room where a man is sitting with an assortment of foods on his plate cause it's lunch time the guys ask the man to do a favor and he says sorry guys I have a lot on my plate!
Did you know the giraffe’s hooves are the size of dinner plates? Too bad they would have nothing to put on them!
Why do can’t orphans play baseball??
Bc they can’t find there why to the home plate
Why cant a orphan play baseball? Because they cant find home plate.
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What do you call it when tectonic plates start racing? ---- Continental Drift
What’s the difference between someone’s wife and a plate?
They both have to stay in the kitchen.
Why are orphans lucky because when they drive they don’t need a license plate because they don’t have a home
