regular depressed person: I'm depressed, so I'll go see a therapist
Me: I'm depressed so I won't do anything about it, work on many projects at the same time destroying my sanity slowly while relying on caffeine and pills as my only way to take down my headaches and making memes about it online to help myself cope with the pain
Yo mama so stupid she tried to wake up sleeping pills.
Q: Why did the Mexican start taking anti-anxiety pills?
A: Because he was taking them for His-panic attacks
Why can't people in africa have medicine?
Because you cannot have pills on an empty stomach
Jack and Jill wanted some pills So they went to the dealer he saw they were kids and said fuck this shit then jacked rocked his ass and took all the good shit except birth pills
Jack and Jill when’s up the hill to have a thrill with pills jack came down fuck a clown and the cum made them frown
A big guy told the small gu do u want a little pill Because u look ill or should I smash u
A man walks into a pharmacy and buys multiple containers of Tylenol and the clerk asks why he's buying all of these and he replies with "I'm playing 1 pill eat 100."
bobby had 54 dicks (54) he took 33 pills a month (5433) once he ran out of pills, he was left with 45 dicks (543345) (flip the calculator once you got the full number. 543345! he's got a lot!
JACK AND JILL 2.0
After Jill went down the hill to get a pill,
Jack was screaming till his voice went nil
And Jill screamed "Chill!"
Jack and Jill went up a hill
To pick some dill
Jack slid down the hill and hurt his leg of skill
And he needed a painkiller pill
You got the whole crowd of people laughing when looking at you. That face needing some laughing pills.
