You smell dirty toenails and pigeon sex.
Breaking news (2020): depressed pigeon misses shitting on people
Did you know pigeons die after sex?
Well, at least the one I fucked did.
One time an ant was collecting food. Suddenly, a wind pushed the ant into the river. The ant said, "Help! Help!" and a pigeon heard it. Then, he grabbed a leaf and threw it in the river. The ant climbed on it, and then the pigeon and the ant became best friends. But one time, a hunter came to kill the pigeon. When the ant saw him, she bit his leg and the pigeon flew away from the arrow, and that's how friends are, everybody.
Q: What do you call a pigeon that is full of poop that flies in front of a car?
A: A suicide bomber.
Digga D, I'm a well known bandit, bandit. Had a new mash, just landed. Jheez, cop it, chop it, sand it, hand it. The verbal ting I can't stand it. Wife and two, got tanned when I banged it. Mad ting. Got a conspiracy case in the silliest Place, they're saying that I planned it, damn it. Back on a Feltham landing. You ain't been in the hood like Robin. I ride in hoods tryna leave man red (Crud). The sweets are goldy, yola drops and lots of dred (Maud). No porkies, pepper them pigeons, they chase this ped. Gyal tryna give man noddy, She ain't got balls in her tongue that's dead.
GOOGOO?
RTY!
Pigeons can be annoying at times, especially when their bones get stuck in-between your teeth.
Did you know pigeons die after sex?
At least when I fucked it.
What's the difference between a mother and a pigeon?
One doesn't eat their husband out.
Did you know that when pigeons have sex, they die?
Really?
Well, the one I fucked did.
