What does a tuna, piano, and a tub of glue have in common?
You can tune a piano, but you can't piano a tuna.
But what about the glue? said Bob I. I knew you would get stuck on that!
Piano Jokes
Guy 1: "Tell me a bad pun."
Guy 2: "Alright. What's the difference between a tuna fish, a piano, and a tube of glue?"
Guy 1: "Ok, that last one was random as heck. What is the difference?"
Guy 2: "You can tuna a piano, but you can't piano a tuna."
Guy 1: "Ok, where does the glue come in?"
Guy 2: "Ah, I knew you'd get stuck on that."
A guy walks into a bar and sees a 1-foot piano player over by the door. He goes over to the bartender, orders a beer, and says, “Man, how’d you get such a short piano player?” The bartender says in response, “There’s a genie in the back of the bar.” The man finishes his beer and runs to the back, looking for the genie. He finds it and says, “I wish for a million bucks.” Suddenly, a million ducks fly out of the bar. The customer looks confused and goes back to the bartender and says, “What just happened?” The bartender replies, “The genie is half deaf, do you really think I’d ask for a 12-inch pianist?”
Why did Mozart kill all his chickens?
Because when he asked them who the best composer was, they all said, "Bach, Bach, Bach!"
There was a guy I knew who owned a foot-high piano player.
He had found a magic lamp and rubbed it. The genie popped out and gave him one wish.
The guy thinks the genie was a bit deaf, as all he got was a 12" pianist.
What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?
A flat major.
You can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish!
What is Beethoven doing right now?
Nothing, because he is dead.
Question: What's brown and sitting on the piano bench?
Answer: Beethoven's last movement.
Why can't skeletons play church music?
Because they have no organs.
What's better than roses on a piano?
Tulips on an organ.
Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new piano?
Neither has he.
Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens?
All they said was, "Bach, Bach, Bach..."
Why did Beethoven have trouble finding a music teacher? Because his teacher was Haydn.
What's the difference between tuna, a piano and glue?
You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna.
What do you get when you throw a piano down a mine shaft?
A flat miner.
Why was Mozart a child prodigy?
All his early pieces were in A sharp minor.
