Why can't the orphan take a family photo?
Answer: The orphan has no family to take a picture with.
When we take a family photo, you are the background.
I recently learned that it's politically incorrect to talk about taking part in a school shooting.
Apparently the term "school photos" is more acceptable.
Why did the rapper always carry a camera?
Because he wanted to "capture" the rap star!
What do we call a family photograph of an orphan?
A selfie.
What do you get when a topless blonde rubs sun tanning oil on a topless brunette?
Your camera.
How do you know you’re ugly?
If you always get handed the camera for group photos.
What do you call an orphan's family picture?
A selfie.
What do you call an orphan who takes a selfie?
A family portrait.
What do dentists call their x-rays?
Tooth pics!
Horrible Jokes, Part One- A friend of mine got into photographing salmon in different clothing. He said he liked shooting fish in apparel.