Is a selfie of an orphan a self-portrait or family photo?
Emos do take shots of themselves... not with a camera, though.
You are so hairy, Bigfoot took your picture!
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
... family photo.
What do you call an orphan family photo?
A selfie.
What is it called when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.
Jim was caught beating a man up. Brooklyn took a picture of his license plate with her phone and told him, "Your life is ruined!" So Jim took a picture of her, and the next thing you know, he said, "Now my phone is ruined!"
What is a photographer's favorite card game?
SNAP!
What do you call a selfie that is taken by an orphan?
Answer: A family photo.
How do you know when you're disliked?
When they always give you the camera for group photos.
When an orphan takes a selfie, it's a family photo.
What do you call an orphan selfie?
A family photo.
If an orphan takes a selfie, isn't it basically a family portrait?
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family portrait........
You might say I'm mean but what are they gonna do..... tell their parents?
Wait..........
Man: I'm here for the job interview.
Employer: Oh good, good. Sit down. We don't get many people for the interviews.
Man: Just anywhere?
Employer: Yeah, make yourself comfortable. Jackson, right?
Man: Yeah, that's me.
(Shakes hands and sits back down)
Employer: So what makes you eligible for the job, Jackson?
Man: Well, I'm really good at capturing the perfect shot and angle. It really takes dedication to do this type of job. Concentration and willpower, sir.
Employer: I like you already, you're hired!
Man: Wow, thanks, sir. I know I won't do you wrong. I'll work hard for this job!
Employer: You start now! Your first person is a man named John F Kennedy.
Man: What? You want me to just take pictures of him during the parade?
Employer: No.
Man: This... This is a photography job, right?
Employer: No... this is a job employment for man hunting.
What pictures do orphans take? Selfies.
Wanna see a joke? Open the front-facing camera.
What do you call an orphan taking a family photo? A selfie.
I wish my dad was home. I haven’t seen him since the shot of 2008.
Yo mama so fat, I took a picture of her and she was on both sides of it.
