Photography jokes
What do dentists call their x-rays?
Tooth pics!
Your mom is so fat that the photographer had to go to the moon just to click the photo of her belly button.
Why did the orphan take a selfie?
Because he wanted a family portrait.
Horrible Jokes, Part One- A friend of mine got into photographing salmon in different clothing. He said he liked shooting fish in apparel.
What do you call an orphan family photo?
A selfie.
But wait, what family? He never had one.
Wanna see a mistake go on camera and take a pic of you?
When an orphan takes a pic, is it known as a family picture? 📸
Yo mama so fat her yearbook picture was a double-page spread.
What do you call an orphan family photo?
A selfie.
You know you're ugly when it comes to a group picture and they hand you the camera.
I photo bombed someone's selfie, and then they yelled, "Why would you do that? I was trying to take a family photo!"
What do you call an orphan's family portrait?
A selfie.
What does an orphan call a family photo taking a selfie?
What does an orphan's family photo called?
A selfie.
What is a family photo to an orphan?
A selfie.
What do you call a picture of an orphan? A selfie.
What do you call a picture of an orphan?
A family photo.
What do you call a selfie that an orphan takes?
A family picture.
What do you call a photo of an orphan who takes a selfie?
A family portrait.
What do you call a family photo with an orphan?
A selfie.