I wish my dad was home. I haven’t seen him since the shot of 2008.
Yo mama so fat, I took a picture of her and she was on both sides of it.
Why don’t Chinese people model because it would look like the same model every time
What is it called when an orphan takes a family photo?
A selfie.
when ever you see an orphan taking a selfie photo bomb him and say "family photo"
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family photo.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family photo.
Orphans are really out here taking selfies.
Nah bro, that's a family photo.
When she saw her first strands of grey hair she thought she'd dye.
So, she went to see the "You Should Be Shot" - Photography Studio
What do you call an orphan taking a picture with it's family?
A self-fie.
What is it called when an orphan takes a family photo? A selfie.
What kind of family pictures do orphans take?
Selfies!!
Husband: "I think I might take a picture of your breasts and frame it."
Wife: "I think I'll take a picture of your penis and enlarge it."
Where does Spider-Man keep his pictures?
On a website.
What is thanos's favorite video game? Pokèmon snap
I went to see my grandfather in the hospital because I wanted to get to know him better before he passed, maybe take a selfie with him. But when I got there my phone died, so I unplugged a vacuum to plug in my phone. And it turns out he only knows Spanish, so when he kept saying, "Me desconectaste el soporte de mi vida," I thought he wanted water. But when I got back with the water he was asleep, and now my phone was charged, so I translated what he said. And it was, "You unplugged my life support." That's when I called the doctor...
Good news is, I got one sick selfie!
What do you call it when an orphan takes a family photo? A selfie.
What do you do when an orphan takes a family photo?
A selfie.
Three dead bodies are delivered to the mortuary one day. Each of them has a great big smile on their face.
The coroner examines the bodies and then calls the police to tell them what has happened.
"First body: Frenchman, 60, died of heart failure while making love to his mistress. Hence the enormous smile, Inspector," says the coroner.
"Second body: Scotsman, 25, won a thousand pounds on the lottery, spent it all on whisky. Died of alcohol poisoning, hence the smile."
The inspector then asks, "What about the third body?"
"Ah," says the coroner, "This is the most unusual one. Billy-Bob the redneck from Oklahoma, 30, struck by lightning."
"Why is he smiling then?" asks the inspector.
"He thought he was having his picture taken."
If Uranus is so gross, why do they take HD photos of it?
