Photography

Photography Jokes

Orphan

What do you call an orphan taking a picture of themself?

A family photo.

Friend

Your friend is so fat, when he took the group pic, he was the background.

Orphan

I saw an orphan take a selfie... oh man, that was one alone family photo.

Feet

Off-topic, but why is the picture in the baby category feet? And nasty feet at that? What am I, Dan Schneider?

Orphan

Q: What does an orphan call a selfie of themself?

A: A family portrait.