This isn't really a joke, but it's true. Your picture for your funeral may have already been taken :)
What is it called when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.
Why don’t Chinese people model? Because it would look like the same model every time.
What do you call an orphan taking a picture?
A family portrait.
I bought a new camera once. Every shot I took was killer!
What is it called when an orphan takes a family photo?
A selfie.
when ever you see an orphan taking a selfie photo bomb him and say "family photo"
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family photo.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family photo.
Orphans are really out here taking selfies.
Nah bro, that's a family photo.
Last Christmas, I took a picture of your mom.
It's still printing.
When she saw her first strands of grey hair, she thought she'd dye.
So, she went to see the "You Should Be Shot" Photography Studio.
What do you call an orphan family photo?
A selfi.
Why was the turtle looking at her phone?
She wanted to take a shellfie.
What do you call an orphan taking a picture with it's family?
A self-fie.
What is it called when an orphan takes a family photo? A selfie.
What kind of family pictures do orphans take?
Selfies!!
Husband: "I think I might take a picture of your breasts and frame it."
Wife: "I think I'll take a picture of your penis and enlarge it."
What pictures did turtles take?
Shell-fies!
Where does Spider-Man keep his pictures?
On a website.
