So a blind guy is sitting on a park bench his seeing eye dog right beside him. Suddenly his seeing eye dog cocks his leg and pisses all over the blind guys leg. So the blind guy gives the dog a treat. A man taking a walk saw the entire thing and said to the blind man. That is the most charitable thing I’ve ever seen, your dog deliberately pissed on you and here you are giving him a dog biscuit. The blind man says Oh it’s not what you think I’m just trying to find his head so I can kick him in the Ass.
why was the dog stealing shingles?
he wanted to be a woofer
Who is more loyal: a dog or a wife? Well, lock them both in your trunk for two hours and drive around and see which one is happy to see you.
I was crying while my dad was cutting onions I the kitchen onions was such a good dog.
You take a plane from Australia your mom is American your dad is British and. Your brother (and you) is Canadian (well because they traveled along many places) you are eating dinner but you realized you were going to europe. You went sleepy and you forgot your pet named “Strallia”. But she could not go anyways so you had to leave her. When you went to europe you were in the “COUNTRY-SIDE”
me, smashes mouse after losing a match, everybody at the pet race: :O
I have a fish that can breakdance only for 20 seconds and he can only do it once
A sister went to her brothers room and says Sr:am scared can I sleep with you Br:yes siso Sr:what is this (pointing at his dick) Br:my pet 🐍 Sr:can I pet it Br:yes He wake up in a 🏥 Br:what happened Sr:your 🐍spit on me so I bit his head of Br:you dummy Sr:whaaat
I was chopping onions with my brothers so my little sisters cryed onions was a good dog
What yellow and can’t swim Your dead fish
I named my dog 5 miles so i could say i walk 5 miles each day
but today i ran OVER 5 miles...oops
What do you give a dog with a fever?
Mustard, it's the best thing for a hot dog!
add me in Roblox wholetthedogsoutyou1 lol who let the dogs out you you you you you
Where do you mix a bunny and a hare
Bunny hare
Why did the boy get a Koala? He had the Koalaficatians
A day in the life of a Biden voter.
$2000 stimulus check? Nah, $1400..some day. No more kids in cages? Nah, more kids in cages. $15 minimum wage? Nah, $11. Maybe. 50k loan forgiveness? Nah. Lol No more deportations? Nah, they're still leaving. Women's rights? Nah, dudes in women's sports. New COVID bill? Nah, mostly bailouts and pet projects. Cheap insulin? Nah, jack those prices up. Defeat fascism? Nah, barbed wire fences around DC.
I hit something when i pulled into my driveway. and then i noticed that my cat was missing.
My mom wanted me to brush my hair.
And I just told her that even pet animals don't like there hare brushed...
What would you name your pet rabbit?
Harry.
How do you check that a rabbit is old?
You check how many grey hares it has
