Personal space jokes

What makes my life so unfair?

You invading it for no apparent reason.

Bro sat down too close for comfort. I told him to move or he would get hurt.

Come on, how hard could it possibly be To move a few inches? You’re touching my D.

A guy really needs his personal space. Disobey and I’ll shove it in your face.

If a midget says your hair smells nice, is that sexual harassment?

When your teenager asks for personal space and you remind her that she came out of your personal space.

If a midget walks up to you and tells you your hair smells nice, is that sexual harassment?

My roommate's diary says I have boundary issues.