5+ Best Headphone Memes - Worst Jokes Ever

Music

The perfect way to eavesdrop

A two-panel image of a man with a beard and dark hair. In the left panel, he is sitting down, wearing headphones and holding a phone. In the right panel, it's a close up of his face, with headphones. The text overlay reads: "When you pause the music, but keep the headphones on, so you can eavesdrop."

Spongebob

A cartoon image of Spongebob Squarepants, with a slightly annoyed expression, against a background of orange flames. The text on the image reads: "When I have to keep removing my headphones because someone keeps talking to me."

Cable

💔

A pair of white earbuds, with their cable forming a dense, intricate knot around the audio jack, leaving the two earbud pieces sticking out. The earbuds are on a dark, speckled surface.

Hearing

those apple headphone warnings do NOTHING

A cartoon image of a character with a wide, slightly unnerved smile, looking upward. The text at the top reads: "Me after saying 'what' for the 3rd time & still not hearing what they said." At the bottom right corner, the source is stated: boredpanda.com

Man

A man with dark hair, an undercut, and headphones, wearing a purple t-shirt. He is looking at the viewer and making a heart shape with his hands. To his right, the text 'don't Svbau' is written in a stylized font, next to a partially visible red and white striped candy cane heart. The background is a blurry outdoor scene, possibly wintery.

Jokes

Bathroom

So I was at home, and I went to take a shower, and I accidentally walked in on my brother having sex with some girl. So I left. A couple minutes later, I needed my headphones to listen to music, so I asked my mom where she was. She told me she was in the shower. Our house only has one bathroom. Sweet home Alabama.

Music

What do cows listen to on headphones?

moo-sic.

Man

A man was kneeling on the church floor, crying desperately in front of the large wooden statue of Christ.

"My headphones are broken, Lord... I'm desperate... What should I do? Guide me!"

And the Lord appeared in the form of bright light, and the strong, deep voice filled the man's soul.

"WELL BUY NEW ONES, YOU DUMBASS!"

And so he did.

Headphone jokes