my pen is so strong ladies come and get it??????????????????
Why does the nurse need a red pen?
In case she has to draw blood
Where is a pen elephant’s sexual organs. On their feet, because if you get trampled on, you’re fucked.
What do pigs and ink have in common? They both go in a pen
What's the difference between all the jokes on this page? Nothing, they're all knockoffs of old jokes you've already heard that aren't funny. Pen!s
I went to pen island for vacation this summer, there were a lot of bones
I wrote my pen is big but for got to space pen is
What is a penguin without a pen? A guin...
What do you call a pen with no head?
DeCAPitated.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was emotionally distressed after a break up and wanted to find some help at his friends pen, in the end he was run over by a car, marking a sad end to what might have been a good chickens life
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