Pen jokes
I have a daughter; she’s a fan. Her name is Penny. Fan she was born on the mountain Pen y Fan. I adopted her because her mum fell off the cliff after birthing Penny. It doesn’t matter, really; Penny’s mum wasn’t a big fan of her anyway.
Why did the farmer name his pig Ink?
Because he kept on running out of the pen.
All these jokes are pen-ful to read.
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My pen is so strong, ladies, come and get it!
Why does the nurse need a red pen?
In case she has to draw blood.
Where is an elephant’s penis?
On their feet, because if you get trampled on, you’re fucked.
What do pigs and ink have in common?
They both go in a pen.
What's the difference between all the jokes on this page? Nothing, they're all knockoffs of old jokes you've already heard that aren't funny. Penis!
I went to Pen Island for vacation this summer. There were a lot of bones.
I wrote "my pen is big," but forgot to space "pen is."
What is a penguin without a pen? A guin...
What do you call a pen with no head?
DeCAPitated.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was emotionally distressed after a break up and wanted to find some help at his friend's pen. In the end, he was run over by a car, marking a sad end to what might have been a good chicken's life.
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