Writing instrument jokes
Why did the pen stop writing?
'Cause the pen wasn't very dependable.
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What do you call a pen with no head?
DeCAPitated.
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What did the pen say to the pencil? You have a point.
You know what really gets me under my skin when I'm down? Sharpener blades.
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I was asked at school to draw a line across the paper, but instead I showed them my wrists.
Do trees shit?
Well, how else would we get #2 pencils?
I've decided to marry a pencil. I can't wait to introduce my parents to my bride 2B.
I saw an advertisement for colored pens and how they write. They take a blue pen and write "blue," a yellow pen and write "yellow." I was inspired too.
I took a pen, filled it with my blood, and wrote "AIDS."
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