Writing instrument jokes

Why did the pen stop writing?

'Cause the pen wasn't very dependable.

What do you call a pen with no head?

DeCAPitated.

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What did the pen say to the pencil? You have a point.

You know what really gets me under my skin when I'm down? Sharpener blades.

I was asked at school to draw a line across the paper, but instead I showed them my wrists.

Do trees shit?

Well, how else would we get #2 pencils?

I've decided to marry a pencil. I can't wait to introduce my parents to my bride 2B.

I saw an advertisement for colored pens and how they write. They take a blue pen and write "blue," a yellow pen and write "yellow." I was inspired too.

I took a pen, filled it with my blood, and wrote "AIDS."