Writing instrument jokes

Pen

Why did the pen stop writing?

'Cause the pen wasn't very dependable.

What do you call a pen with no head?

DeCAPitated.

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What did the pen say to the pencil? You have a point.

You know what really gets me under my skin when I'm down? Sharpener blades.

I was asked at school to draw a line across the paper, but instead I showed them my wrists.

According to a recent survey, replacing words with the names of musical instruments in a sentence often goes undetected.

I've decided to marry a pencil. I can't wait to introduce my parents to my bride 2B.

My pencil sharpener when I bleed:

And I don't really care how bad it hurts. Cause you broke me first.

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