Why did the monkey take his banana to the doctor?
Because it wasn’t peeling good.
Peel Jokes
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Because he wasn't peeling very well!
Are you a banana...
because I find you a-peeling!
Are you peeling well?
What do you call a banana eating a banana?
Canabananalism.
Watch Key/Peele "Detective."
Why did the person peel his skin off? Because he wanted to.
Q: What's red and screams?
A: A peeled baby in a bag of salt.
How do you make a pink Smurf?
You peel the skin off.
Last night I slipped on a banana.
My friend said it was a-peeling!
I told my doctor I ate a bunch of bananas. It wasn’t a very a-peeling experience.
Why do people eat bananas? Because it's a-peeling!
What did the banana say to the peel?
“Let’s split!”
What's the difference between a cat and a banana? It's hard to peel a cat.
What's the difference between a baby and an onion?
One screams when I peel its skin off.
