Why do oranges wear sunscreen? So they don't peel.
There was a very lazy person. He saw a banana peel in front of him while he was walking... and he said: “Oh God, protect me from falling”!!!
How do you open a banana :answer with a mon-key
yo body so plastic that a turtle could choke on your peeled skin
Why was the apple 🍎 sad?
Because he got his peelings hurt
Friends are like bananas. If you peel their skin off and eat them, they die.
When you ask your friend'Can I hear a joke. ̈ ̈Sure ̈ ̈What do orphans and orange peels have the same. ̈ ̈What? ̈ ̈They both get thrown out
My wife went to Niagara Falls and fell, she broke every bone in her body.
1 year later she recovered. She slipped on an orange peel and died
knock knock whs,s there banana banana who.knock knock who,s there banana banana who.knock knock who,s there orange you glad a didn,t say banana.
what kind of shoes are made of banana peels? slippers
why did the orange stop? because it ran out of juice
why do potatoes make good detectives because tey keep there eyes peeled
why did the cucumber go to the doctor because he wasn't peeling well
If you are a banana, why don't you eat a banana? Oh right, you'd be a cannibal. I mean a banan-i-ball.
Why is the orange 🍊 the fastest fruit?
Because it never runs out of juice.
Be grateful: You're missing work today because in the past, someone cared enough to leave that banana peel on the stairs.
Why did the monkey 🐒 take his banana 🍌 to the doctor 👩⚕️?
Because it wasn’t peeling good.
Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because he wasn't peeling very well!
Are you a banana...
because I find you a-peeling
are you peeling well
