When you ask your friend, "Can I hear a joke?"
"Sure."
"What do orphans and orange peels have the same?"
"What?"
"They both get thrown out."
Why was the apple đ sad?
Because he got his peelings hurt.
How do you open a banana :answer with a mon-key
If you are a banana, why don't you eat a banana?
Oh right, you'd be a cannibal. I mean a banan-i-ball.
Last night I slipped on a banana.
My friend said it was a-peeling!
Are you peeling well?
Why donât you peel a banana?
Itâs too hard to kill your nana.
why did the orange stop? because it ran out of juice
Why did the cucumber go to the doctor? Because he wasn't peeling well!
Watch Key/Peele "Detective."
I told my doctor I ate a bunch of bananas. It wasnât a very a-peeling experience.
Why did the person peel his skin off? Because he wanted to.
Why do people eat bananas? Because it's a-peeling!
Q- What's red and screams? A- A peeled baby in a bag of salt.
