Peel jokes
Why was the apple 🍎 sad?
Because he got his peelings hurt.
When you ask your friend, "Can I hear a joke?"
"Sure."
"What do orphans and orange peels have the same?"
"What?"
"They both get thrown out."
Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?
How do you open a banana? Answer with a mon-key.
If you are a banana, why don't you eat a banana?
Oh right, you'd be a cannibal. I mean a banan-i-ball.
Last night I slipped on a banana.
My friend said it was a-peeling!
Are you peeling well?
Why don’t you peel a banana?
It’s too hard to kill your nana.
I told my doctor I ate a bunch of bananas. It wasn’t a very a-peeling experience.
Why did the person peel his skin off? Because he wanted to.
Watch Key/Peele "Detective."
Why did the cucumber go to the doctor? Because he wasn't peeling well!
Why did the orange stop? Because it ran out of juice.
Why do people eat bananas? Because it's a-peeling!
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Because it wasn’t peeling very well.
Q: What's red and screams?
A: A peeled baby in a bag of salt.
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