Peel jokes

What do you call a banana eating a banana?

Canabananalism.

What did the banana say to the peel?

“Let’s split!”

Why did the cucumber go to the doctor? Because he wasn't peeling well!

what kind of shoes are made of banana peels? slippers.

Why do oranges wear sunscreen? So they don't peel.

Why was the apple 🍎 sad?

Because he got his peelings hurt.

When you ask your friend, "Can I hear a joke?"

"Sure."

"What do orphans and orange peels have the same?"

"What?"

"They both get thrown out."

Are you a banana...

because I find you a-peeling!

How do you make a pink Smurf?

You peel the skin off.

Lemme tell you a little story.

It’s night. You’re in your room, trying to sleep. But you keep hearing it—scratching. Soft at first. Like fingernails on wood. You tell yourself it’s rats, or the house settling. But it keeps going. Slow… then faster.

So finally, you get outta bed. You get on your hands and knees, put your ear to the floor. And you hear it. A voice. Whispers. Crying.

Your heart’s pounding. You grab a crowbar. You pry up the floorboards. One by one. Your sweat’s dripping into the dust. The noise gets louder.

And finally… you peel back the last plank.

And you see these eyes. Wide and terrified. And a pale little face staring up at you.

BOOOOOOO!!!!

It’s Anne Frank.

Why do people eat bananas? Because it's a-peeling!

Hi guys, I feel forgotten lol. I feel like a banana peel... no one will talk to me. Oh, I got a good idea! We do a Google Meet!

If you are a banana, why don't you eat a banana?

Oh right, you'd be a cannibal. I mean a banan-i-ball.

Watch Key/Peele "Detective."

Are you peeling well?

What's the difference between a cat and a banana? It's hard to peel a cat.

Why don’t you peel a banana?

It’s too hard to kill your nana.