Peel jokes
Why was the apple đ sad?
Because he got his peelings hurt.
Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?
When you ask your friend, "Can I hear a joke?"
"Sure."
"What do orphans and orange peels have the same?"
"What?"
"They both get thrown out."
How do you open a banana? Answer with a mon-key.
If you are a banana, why don't you eat a banana?
Oh right, you'd be a cannibal. I mean a banan-i-ball.
Last night I slipped on a banana.
My friend said it was a-peeling!
Are you peeling well?
Why donât you peel a banana?
Itâs too hard to kill your nana.
Why did the orange stop? Because it ran out of juice.
Why did the cucumber go to the doctor? Because he wasn't peeling well!
Watch Key/Peele "Detective."
Why did the person peel his skin off? Because he wanted to.
I told my doctor I ate a bunch of bananas. It wasnât a very a-peeling experience.
Why do people eat bananas? Because it's a-peeling!
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Because it wasnât peeling very well.
Q: What's red and screams?
A: A peeled baby in a bag of salt.