A pedophile is sitting at a empty Poker Table. A Eight year old kid asked him if he can sit down. Pedphile says to the child sure lets play.
Jokes About Pedophiles
A pedophile is playing poker with 8 seven year olds. The pedophile has a pair of 7's and three 4's in the river. He smiles and says yay i i got me a full house.
Why did the pedophile cross the road? Because there was a school on the other side
why can’t pedophiles ever win races? Because they are always coming in a little behind.
What's the one good thing about pedophiles? They slow down near schoolzones.
What kind of file do you need to turn a 15 mm hole into a 40 mm hole? A pedophile.
Did you know that, statistically, 1 in 10 people live next door to a pedophile? Not me though, not me though; I live next door to a lil 10 year old boy with a FAT ASS yenno what I'm sayin??? -Filthy Frank
What's the difference between a Catholic Priest and a pedophile?
One is Catholic
What did the frog say to the pedofile RUBIT
What does a paedophile say when he gets to heaven? A: Where's the holy baby?
Pedophiles are really stupid and need to leave this earth
Q: Why don't pedophiiles when races? A: because they like to come in a little behind.
what type of file does it take to turn a 4 mm hole to a 44 mm hole:
A pedophile
What do you call it when a Mexican and a pedophile fight?
Alien vs Predator.
What's a pedophile's favorite type of garden?
A kindergarden.
101 pedo jokes whys everything x2, need to get this shit dick off before the coppers come, its called women taking advantage, youl shit the bitcoin, 90% percent of pedo's who dont admit there like kids blame the police, shit your kappas, you only want my veins why dont you inject me with smack, run in with ya black armbands, ive been sized for a million pound, stop giving me strain asking questions, i know whats going to happen next, bet the judge is a women, jelous coz your drink tastes like shit?, is it coz your shit though?, how many bids have you done?, shit 1million views, dont try bribe me, did the police give me snip?, hows my barbie doll or shall i say my little pony? the police beat fuck outta me, whats all these needle marks on my arm, i can tell you want something, whys everything like one big cycle, police own the dark web,
keep it going on lol
What do city plumbers and pedophiles have in common?
They both lay pipes in public parks
What kind of file turns a 5mm hole into a 3cm hole.
A pedo-file.
What do you say to a pedophile at the beach? Get out of my son!
What is a pedophile's favourite dating site? Kinder
