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Fabric

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

The comic strip shows Jon Arbuckle warning Garfield about the "fabric of reality." In the second panel, Garfield touches something, and it breaks and he is shattering into many pieces.

Kitten

Anonymous · 3 years ago

so cute

A small kitten is lying on its back with eyes closed and paws up. It has a white belly with tabby stripes on its head, ears, and paws. The kitten is lying on what appears to be a person's lap wearing blue jeans.

Dog

COOL GIRL😜 · 3 years ago

OMG

A boxer dog wears sunglasses and has a large, toy joint in its mouth, labeled "PAW". There is a "*Patent Pending" message in the corner.

Bean

Toast ツ · 2 years ago

A close-up shot of an orange cat's paw with pink toe beans. A small, pink pill is lying on the ground next to it. The text overlay says "HELP HELP HIS BEAN FELL OFF".

Ritual

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

Four dogs sitting in a circle on a sandy beach holding paws in what looks like a satanic ritual. The text says "Satanic ritual to summon the Goodest Boy Ever."

Cat

Adolf kitler · 1 year ago

The image consists of four quadrants. The top left shows a ginger cat sitting on a chair with paws tucked in. The text in the top right says "using the normal drake format". The bottom left is another photo of the same cat in a similar pose. The bottom right says "using some photos of my cat because he's cute and I want to bring attention to how he sits on his paws weird."

Shoes

Anonymous · 2 months ago

A meme with text on top reading 'Europeans: use meters' and 'Americans:'. Below the text is an illustration of the cat character Meowskulls from Fortnite pointing smugly at her large bare paws extended towards the camera.

Question

Adolf kitler · 1 year ago

what do I have to do to become a mod?

A cat in a box raises its paw as if it has a question. The image reads: "I has a question..."

Happiness

Lostin Flowers · 3 years ago

Me

A black and white cartoon image of Tom the cat reaching for something on the floor. The word 'Life' is placed above Tom's head. The word 'Happiness' is written on a dark rectangle on the floor near his paw.

Cat

pande · 2 years ago

The image shows six pictures of cat paws. Each paw is labeled with a different type of bean or pea. The first picture shows a black paw labeled "Black Bean". The second picture shows a pink paw labeled "Pink Pea". The third picture shows a gray paw with pink beans labeled "Pinto Bean". The fourth picture shows a dark paw with black beans labeled "Black Eyed Pea". The fifth picture shows a black paw with white beans labeled "Chickpea". The sixth picture shows a white paw with black and pink beans labeled "Mixed Beans".

Dragon

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A view from a car driving down a straight road lined with trees. The sky at sunset or sunrise is filled with dramatic clouds, one of which resembles a dragon. In the bottom right corner, a circular inset shows a white dog pointing upwards with its front paw, and a red arrow arcs from the dog towards the dragon-shaped cloud.

Snow

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

The image shows two side-by-side panels with the same human footprints in the snow. On the left side, above the human footprint, there are two smaller prints from what looks like hands. On the right side, there are four animal paw prints above the human footprints. Below the left panel, there is an image of a man smiling and winking. Below the right panel, there is an image of the same man making a face as if he is surprised or shocked.

Cat

Anonymous · 2 years ago

A screenshot of a social media post where someone describes sticking their finger in their cat's mouth while it yawned. The cat then puts its paw in the person's mouth. Below the post is an image that says, "Intelligence 100."

Paw Patrol

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A meme with bold black text on a white background, stating: "Paw patrol when their task is to save hostages in Afghanistan and not stupid little animals." Below the text is an image of Walter White from Breaking Bad, lying on his side on the ground with a look of utter despair and defeat.

Coke

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A screengrab of a show titled "PAW Patrol" with a description that reads: "Watch Season 3 Now. First they got the coke. Then they got the money. Now the Colombian cartels want the power. Let the drug wars begin."

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