5+ Best Patch Memes - Worst Jokes Ever

American

The image shows a white dog sitting in a pothole filled with water. There is text overlaying the image that says, "Americans will measure with anything but the metric system." A news banner at the bottom says, "Doggy-sized pothole patched on North Side."

Kitten

I’m new

A white kitten with black markings on its face, a small dark patch under its nose resembling a mustache, and black patch over its left eyebrow. Text below the kitten says "Lil Adolf Kitler".

Hallway

New SCP has been found!

An image shows a grey hallway with a sign reading 'HC 07'. A digital rendering of Ralsei from Deltarune stands in the hallway. To the right is a wojak pointing, wearing an 'SCP' patch on his suit. There is a username at the bottom that reads '@ralsei_enthusiast'.

War

The image shows a map of Ukraine with the text "Where we droppin' boys?" above it, and "Fortnite World War 3 - 22.2.2022 patch" below it.

Cop

A mugshot of a man with a news headline above it that reads: "Man Running from Cops Stops to Pet Cats, Goes to Jail. Police say the Florida man led them on quite a chase. By Sherri Lonon (Patch Staff). September 3, 2014."

Man

you mean me?

A man with blood on his face and head is pointing to himself while looking at the camera. In the background there are two other people. The man is wearing a black jacket with a patch on it. The scene is on a street.

Jokes

Daughter

Daughter: Mommy?

Mom: Hey.

Daughter: What kind of kids do they use to make Sour Patch Kids?

Mom: They don’t use kids to make Sour Patch Kids.

Daughter: Oh, that’s why the ones I made taste kind of funny...

Knock knock

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Apaches.

Apaches who?

Apaches on your eye.

Pumpkin

How do you fix a cracked pumpkin? With a pumpkin patch!