Park jokes
What’s black and sits at the top of the stairs?
Rosa Parks.
Lol.
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What's grey and can't fly?
A parking lot.
Where did the cow go on his first date? To the moovies.
What's the similarity between women and car parking spaces? The good ones are always taken, and sometimes when nobody's looking, you slip in the disabled one.
A programmer pushes a stroller through the park. An elderly couple comes along: "Is it a boy or a girl?" The programmer replies, "Yes."