Park jokes

What has 4 legs and 1 arm?

A pitbull in a children's play area.

If you park your tow truck on the footpath, it'll get towed.

A police officer writes a ticket for a car not being parked correctly. The driver asks why. When he realizes he is parked poorly, he responds, "Oh. I'm terribly sorry. You see, I'm so gay I can't even park straight."

I went to the zoo the other day. There was only one dog in it. It was a shih tzu.

What’s black and sits at the top of the stairs?

Rosa Parks.

Lol.

What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.

Where did the cow go on his first date? To the moovies.

What's the similarity between women and car parking spaces? The good ones are always taken, and sometimes when nobody's looking, you slip in the disabled one.

A programmer pushes a stroller through the park. An elderly couple comes along: "Is it a boy or a girl?" The programmer replies, "Yes."