I was walking past an orphan and I said Just go home
What's the last thing Asians hear from their parents? My money is my money. Your money is my money. Your wife's money is my money. Always remember that son.
How do you know if an Asian is a failure? Figure it out, because they'll all tell you their parents said they were a failure from birth.
I was going to make a depressing joke but my parents already did.
What did the Asian parents say when they had a disabled kid?Sum ting wong. 💀💀
Why did orphans eat ice cream cones? Because they can't eat family pack.
what is the difference between a orphan and a deaf kid? they can't hear or speak to theirs parents that never came back
A child's parents once lived in chicago.
I wonder why he's in an orphanage noe.
What do you call a parent that is pregnant?
Buy one get one free
wanna know something the orphan could never do
wish anyone a happy Mother’s Day or Father’s Day
who needs parents to be great
you know you have weird indian parents when you can hear them canilingus eachother
what did the parent say to mj get off my kid
You see a kid on the side of the street crying, so you go up to them and say "where are your parents?" the kid says "What are parents?
Why did the orphan take a selfie.? Because he wanted a family portrait.
Whats the best comeback for a person calling u an orphan? Kill their parents
When a boy points at his parents there disappear
Q: Why was the 4 year old anti-vaxer crying?
A: He was in a mid-life crisis
Me: Hi Jacob Jacob: Hi Me: your parents went to jail for littering when you were born Jacob: GOO GOO GAH GAH
Why was the orphan stupid
:because his parents couldn't guide him
