Panera Bread jokes
What is it called when you talk in Panera Bread?
Panera said.
What do you call it when Panera Bread commits genocide?
Panera bloodshed.
What do you call it when someone lies to Panera Bread?
Panera misled.
What do you call it when Panera Bread decapitates someone?
Panera Behead.
Credit to my boy tippecanoe3 for this joke.
What do you call it when Panera isn’t hungry?
Panera fed.
Credit to RogueRobot for this one:
What does Panera sleep in?
Panera bed.
What do you call it when a man named Ned works at Panera Bread?
Panera Ned.
I'm on a roll with my jokes, right now!
What do you call it when you sell Panera Bread in your shed?
Panera Shed.
What do you call a living Panera Bread?
Panera Breath.
I have returned. Anyways, what do you call it when you're actually in Panera Bread, being in Panera Bread?
What do you call Panera bread when it’s on top of someone?
Panera head.
What do you call a Panera Bread you write with?
Panera lead.
What do you call it when you are very sad in Panera Bread?
Panera Dread.
What do you call a fast Panera Bread?
Panera Sped.
What do you call a Panera Bread after vanishing?
Panera Fade.
What kind of Panera Bread do pencils use?
Panera Lead.
What do you call an injured Panera Bread?
Panera Bled.
What do you call a stuck Panera Bread?
Panera Wedged.
What do you call an angry Panera Bread?
Panera slapped!
What kind of Panera Bread do fishers use?
Panera bait.
What do you call it when Panera Bread is running away?
Panera fled.