Credit to my boy tippecanoe3 for this joke.
What do you call it when Panera isn’t hungry?
Panera fed.
Credit to RogueRobot for this one:
What does Panera sleep in?
Panera bed.
Panera Bread Jokes
What is it called when you talk in Panera Bread?
Panera said.
What do you call it when you sell Panera Bread in your shed?
Panera Shed.
What do you call it when Panera Bread goes to space?
Good question.
What do you call it when someone lies to Panera Bread?
Panera misled.
What do you call it when Panera Bread commits genocide?
Panera bloodshed.
What do you call it when Panera Bread decapitates someone?
Panera Behead.
What do you call a living Panera Bread?
Panera Breath.
What do you call a Panera Bread you write with?
Panera lead.
What do you call a fast Panera Bread?
Panera Sped.
What do you call Panera bread when it’s on top of someone?
Panera head.
What do you call it when you are very sad in Panera Bread?
Panera Dread.
I have returned. Anyways, what do you call it when you're actually in Panera Bread, being in Panera Bread?
What do you call a Panera Bread after vanishing?
Panera Fade.
What do you call it when Panera Bread is running away?
Panera fled.
What do you call an angry Panera Bread?
Panera slapped!
What do you call an injured Panera Bread?
Panera Bled.
What do you call a stuck Panera Bread?
Panera Wedged.
What kind of Panera Bread do fishers use?
Panera bait.
What kind of Panera Bread do pencils use?
Panera Lead.
