Panera Bread

Panera Bread Jokes

Food

What do you call it when Panera Bread decapitates someone?

Panera Behead.

Panera

What do you call it when someone lies to Panera Bread?

Panera misled.

Something

What do you call it when you choose Panera Bread over something else?

Panera instead.

Space

What do you call it when Panera Bread goes to space?

Good question.

Death

What do you call it when you're dead because of that one drink in Panera Bread? Panera dead.

Food

I have returned. Anyways, what do you call it when you're actually in Panera Bread, being in Panera Bread?

Test

What do you call a Panera Bread marking a test?

A Panera grade.

Pressure

What do you call Panera bread that has been weathered and eventually gathered and via cementation and pressure, it becomes a layer of different materials and is also one of the most common types of rock in the sea?

Panera Sed!

Panera

Ok guys, I have one last joke (for now).

What do you call it when Panera is over?

Panera end.