Why did the oxygen molecules walk out of the singles bar with excitement? Because she got Avogadro's number!
when ant man is the size of an atom how can he breathe?
Love is in the air... Wrong! Nitrogen, Oxygen, and Carbon Dioxide are in the air!
I heard oxygen and magnesium were dating and I was like OMg.
Me: opens the window to get some fresh air Everyone else on the plane:😟...😱
I went scuba diving last year. It was fun but at the end I ran out of oxygen. It was a breathtaking experience.
I went to visit my friends sick grandpa. He was lying in a hospital bed connected to a lot of tubes. When I approached him he kept repeating "Nǐ cǎizhe wǒ de yǎngqì guǎn"
Suddenly right in front of me, he passed. Later that night I translated his last words, and they were "You're standing on my oxygen tube"
person 1- I heard oxygen and magnesium went on a date. person 2- OMg
Oxygen and potassium went on a date. I heard it was OK
What keeps you breathing when your on earth?
I don't know I suffocated at birth
Why should you stay away from trees? - Because they wanna be leafed alone.
