Oxygen jokes

When Ant-Man is the size of an atom, how can he breathe?

Love is in the air...

Wrong! Nitrogen, Oxygen, and Carbon Dioxide are in the air!

I heard oxygen and magnesium were dating, and I was like, "OMg!"

Me: Opens the window to get some fresh air.

Everyone else on the plane: 😟...😱

I air.

I went scuba diving last year. It was fun, but at the end, I ran out of oxygen.

It was a breathtaking experience.

I went to visit my friend's sick grandpa. He was lying in a hospital bed connected to a lot of tubes. When I approached him, he kept repeating "Nǐ cǎizhe wǒ de yǎngqì guǎn."

Suddenly, right in front of me, he passed. Later that night, I translated his last words, and they were, "You're standing on my oxygen tube."

Person 1: I heard oxygen and magnesium went on a date.

Person 2: OMg!

Oxygen and potassium went on a date. I heard it was OK.

What keeps you breathing when you're on Earth?

I don't know. I suffocated at birth.

Why should you stay away from trees? - Because they wanna be leafed alone.