when ant man is the size of an atom how can he breathe?
Love is in the air... Wrong! Nitrogen, Oxygen, and Carbon Dioxide are in the air!
I heard oxygen and magnesium were dating and I was like OMg.
Me: opens the window to get some fresh air Everyone else on the plane:😟...😱
I went scuba diving last year. It was fun but at the end I ran out of oxygen. It was a breathtaking experience.
I went to visit my friend's sick grandpa. He was lying in a hospital bed connected to a lot of tubes. When I approached him, he kept repeating "Nǐ cǎizhe wǒ de yǎngqì guǎn."
Suddenly, right in front of me, he passed. Later that night, I translated his last words, and they were, "You're standing on my oxygen tube."
person 1- I heard oxygen and magnesium went on a date. person 2- OMg
Oxygen and potassium went on a date. I heard it was OK.
What keeps you breathing when your on earth?
I don't know I suffocated at birth
Why should you stay away from trees? - Because they wanna be leafed alone.
