When Ant-Man is the size of an atom, how can he breathe?
Love is in the air...
Wrong! Nitrogen, Oxygen, and Carbon Dioxide are in the air!
I heard oxygen and magnesium were dating, and I was like, "OMg!"
Me: Opens the window to get some fresh air.
Everyone else on the plane: 😟...😱
I air.
I went scuba diving last year. It was fun, but at the end, I ran out of oxygen.
It was a breathtaking experience.
I went to visit my friend's sick grandpa. He was lying in a hospital bed connected to a lot of tubes. When I approached him, he kept repeating "Nǐ cǎizhe wǒ de yǎngqì guǎn."
Suddenly, right in front of me, he passed. Later that night, I translated his last words, and they were, "You're standing on my oxygen tube."
person 1- I heard oxygen and magnesium went on a date. person 2- OMg
Oxygen and potassium went on a date. I heard it was OK.
What keeps you breathing when you're on Earth?
I don't know. I suffocated at birth.
Why should you stay away from trees? - Because they wanna be leafed alone.
