Ox jokes

Why did the ox get kicked out of the herd?

Because it wasn't being an ox, it was being a butt-ox...!

Oxygen and potassium went on a date. I heard it was OK.

Can I get a HOYA?

What you breathe in is called oxygen, otherwise known as, "African food".

Official flag of Great Britain? The Union Jack.

Official flag of Australia? The Southern Cross.

Official flag of Canada? The Maple Leaf.

Official flag of Japan? The Sun.

Official flag of Orange County, California? The Nazi Symbol.

Only in Ohio.