Ox jokes

Why did the ox get kicked out of the herd?

Because it wasn't being an ox, it was being a butt-ox...!

The Somalian Olympics Team has just apologized to the Olympic Committee after realizing that sailing and shooting were two separate events.

Today my EX got trampled by a bunch of horses, and sadly I lost my job as a horse trainer.

Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.

My ex was an orphan as a child.

I should have taken that as the first sign.

If her parents didn't want her, why would I?

Official flag of Great Britain? The Union Jack.

Official flag of Australia? The Southern Cross.

Official flag of Canada? The Maple Leaf.

Official flag of Japan? The Sun.

Official flag of Orange County, California? The Nazi Symbol.