Ox jokes

Why did the ox get kicked out of the herd?

Because it wasn't being an ox, it was being a butt-ox...!

The Somalian Olympics Team has just apologized to the Olympic Committee after realizing that sailing and shooting were two separate events.

Once you go Asian, you can solve the equation.

Today my EX got trampled by a bunch of horses, and sadly I lost my job as a horse trainer.

I was in the corner shop and the Indian woman was sporting a red dot on her forehead. I scratched it off and won a fucking Ford Focus!

Can I get a HOYA?