Outerspace jokes
What music do Astronauts listen to?
Nep-tunes.
Why haven’t any women gone to the moon?
A: It doesn’t need to be cleaned.
What do astronauts 👩🚀 do when they’re on break?
They eat launch. 🚀🥪
NASA stands for naughty aliens spewing apricots.
How do you throw a space party?
You planet! 🤣🤣🤣
What has three balls and flies through space?
E.T. the extra testicle.
Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?
To find Pluto.
What is money called in space?
Star bucks.
NASA found water on Mars.
Mars - 1
Africa - 0
Hubble just spotted something huge coming out of Uranus.