Outerspace Jokes

What music do Astronauts listen to?

Nep-tunes.

Why haven’t any women gone to the moon?

A: It doesn’t need to be cleaned.

What do astronauts 👩‍🚀 do when they’re on break?

They eat launch. 🚀🥪

NASA stands for naughty aliens spewing apricots

How do you throw a space party?

You planet 🤣🤣🤣