Outerspace jokes
NASA stands for naughty aliens spewing apricots.
Why haven’t any women gone to the moon?
A: It doesn’t need to be cleaned.
How do you throw a space party?
You planet! 🤣🤣🤣
What music do Astronauts listen to?
Nep-tunes.
If the sun is in space, then why is there light on Earth, but not in space?
Say hi to outer space. Hi, now say how are you doing to the moon. Hi, how are you doing? Why are you wasting your time? XD lol
Uranus floats around in space.
Earlier that day...
Mars: Okay Venus, you need to stop with the puns.
Mission on space.
Mars: Moon? You okay?
Moon:...
Mars: Moon come on! Stop spacing out!
*Venus and Moon giving her the smirk*
Why can't you tell anyone about space?
Because it's too out of this world!
What do astronauts 👩🚀 do when they’re on break?
They eat launch. 🚀🥪