Outerspace jokes
What music do Astronauts listen to?
Nep-tunes.
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Why haven’t any women gone to the moon?
A: It doesn’t need to be cleaned.
What do astronauts 👩🚀 do when they’re on break?
They eat launch. 🚀🥪
NASA stands for naughty aliens spewing apricots.
How do you throw a space party?
You planet! 🤣🤣🤣
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What has three balls and flies through space?
E.T. the extra testicle.
Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?
To find Pluto.
NASA found water on Mars.
Mars - 1
Africa - 0
What is money called in space?
Star bucks.
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Better call NASA and tell them there are only going to be 7 planets after I destroy URANUS.