Why haven’t any women gone to the moon?
A: It doesn’t need to be cleaned.
NASA stands for naughty aliens spewing apricots
What do astronauts 👩🚀 do when they’re on break?
They eat launch. 🚀🥪
What music do Astronauts listen to?
Nep-tunes.
How do you throw a space party?
You planet 🤣🤣🤣