Outbreak jokes

There's an outbreak of foot and mouth disease, it can affect pigs and cows.

I hope my teacher will be ok.

One day, he started crying out of nowhere. Everyone started crying with him.

There was a crying pandemic going around.

"NORTH KOREA HAS ITS OWN NORTH KORONAVIRUS. IT STARTED THERE."

COVID-19 won't last long... it's made in China.

Two cows are standing in a field.

Cow 1: Did you hear about the outbreak of mad cow disease?

Cow 2: Good thing I'm a helicopter.