Out jokes
Why did the rapper get kicked out of the grocery store?
He kept dropping the BEETS!
Yesterday I purchased a world map and told my wife to throw a dart, and wherever it lands, I will take her. Turns out we're spending three weeks behind the fridge.
Knock it out, you poo-a-loo, go get your loo.
So things are just too tiring to sort out... like which adoption center you should send your son to?
What do you call a man without a body and a nose?
Memes
Your family is so poor, when you knocked on the door for money, I offered you a penny, and when you knocked again, the rock answered and knocked you out.
One man's trash is another man's treasure, he said when he found out his parents split up and he is being adopted.
What does an emo kid say when they wanna hang out?
"Wanna hang?"
I threw a dodgeball at a blind kid and got him out... guess I can say he didn't see it coming!
What does an emo kid say to his best friend?
"Let's hang out."
Does money grow on trees? No.
What is money made of? Paper.
What is paper made out of? Trees!
Quote Of The Day: Where there is no struggle, there is no strength.
Love you guys, and hope today was amazing!
Peace out! <3
One day, during lunch, a Spanish kid came up to my other friend and asked her questions in Spanish, and when she was about to say something, I popped out and said, “GO AWAY OR I WILL SUE YOU WITH BRIANNA’S SEVEN/7 LAWYERS!!!!(AKA, her seven/7 shoes.)”
My sister bet me $100 that it was impossible for me to build a working car out of spaghetti.
You should have seen her face as I drove pasta!
My friend told me an EMO joke once, and I said, "EMO jokes aren't funny, cut it out!"
You're so ugly, your class searched up Godfrey Baguma and all called out your name!
I broke my arm in two places. You know what the doctor told me? Stay out of those places!
How do you recycle a condom? Turn it inside out and shake the f *ck out of it!
A man and a child walk into a forest.
The kid says, "Um, sir, it's getting dark, and I'm getting kinda scared."
The man says, "Yeah, well, think how I feel. I have to walk back out alone."
If you get out of the shower clean, how does your towel get dirty?