Ouija jokes

Myla, what did you do for Father's Day?

Myla: I went to a restaurant.

Timmy, what did you do for Father's Day?

Timmy: I went to a concert.

Olivia, what did you do for Father's Day?

Olivia: Talked to him through an ouija board.

Q. What did the United Healthcare CEO say after he got shot? A. I don't know. I don't own a Ouija board.

How do orphans have a family reunion?

They use a Ouija board.

How do necrophiles get consent? A ouija board.

My sister said that if you go to a random person's door, the sister will all Waze open it.

What is an orphan's favorite website? Zillow.

So, if the reason people used to hang women was because they were seen as witches back in the day, if boys were to be hung, would they be called wizards?

Q: What do you call a magic owl?

A: HOOdini

Why do women love wind chimes?

They vibrate.