Ouija jokes
How do necrophiles get consent? A ouija board.
How do orphans have a family reunion?
They use a Ouija board.
Memes
Myla, what did you do for Father's Day?
Myla: I went to a restaurant.
Timmy, what did you do for Father's Day?
Timmy: I went to a concert.
Olivia, what did you do for Father's Day?
Olivia: Talked to him through an ouija board.
Q. What did the United Healthcare CEO say after he got shot? A. I don't know. I don't own a Ouija board.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common? Neither of them can see their parents.
"Knock knock."
Orphan: "Who's there?"
"Not your parents."
Knock knock. Who's there? Parents. Parents who? That's what an orphan would say.
