Q. What did the United Healthcare CEO say after he got shot? A. I don't know. I don't own a Ouija board.
Ouija Jokes
How do necrophiles get consent? A ouija board.
Myla, what did you do for Father's Day?
Myla: I went to a restaurant.
Timmy, what did you do for Father's Day?
Timmy: I went to a concert.
Olivia, what did you do for Father's Day?
Olivia: Talked to him through an ouija board.
How do orphans have a family reunion?
They use a Ouija board.
